While it was nice that Zane took time to reflect today on one of the bitches in his life, he failed to remember about the other one. Today marks a year since the fateful day that brought Zane and me together to meet outside the Beer Garden by our mutual friend James Whalen (shout out!). It was James' birthday party (happy birthday James!) and Zane was the first to... well, let's save the story for the wedding. James, we'll corroborate before you give that speech to our guests. :)
Tonight Zane and I went out to celebrate/commiserate in downtown Northampton. We ironically ended up at a beer garden there and sat down over a pint to reflect. So much has happened over a year, lots of "remember this" or "wasn't it funny when". Because we are two nerds, we started a list and compiled a factual sheet charting the progress of two souls on the same path over 365 days.
In the past year...
We have killed 5 plants.
Been through 5 roommates.
Moved a total of 3 times.
Had 1 pet.
Managed 3 Christmases.
Endured 1 ER visit.
Gone through 2 cars.
Had 365 fights.
Seen 7-11 movies in theatres.
Julie has slept through 38 movies at home.
Visited 8 states.
Stayed in 3 hotels.
Had a total of 6 haircuts.
Gifted 2 diamonds.
Exchanged 0 engagement rings.
Been to 1 wedding.
Gone to the airport 2 times.
Met 41 relatives.
Julie has been threatened by Melissa 15 times.
Julie has been threatened by Tom 1 time.
5 people have talked to us against our will.
Zane has been dragged into 12 projects with Barry.
Attended 2 professional sporting events.
Played at LEAST 24 board games.
Endured 16 games of Mexican Train.
Zane has beat Julie at Boggle 0 times.
We have gained a total of 8 pounds.
And lost a total of 3.
Zane has had 4 different facial hair styles.
Had 366 fights.
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