Today I realized
Your mother buys all your clothes.
Sigh. Oh no... red flag.
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Now I discover,
You peed on the toilet seat.
....Sigh, oh no. Red flag.
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I did your laundry.
Brown skids? What would these be from...?
Sigh. ...OH NO! RED FLAG!
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[Note to reader: Zane would like it to be known he doesn't have brown skids. As for the other two... no comment.]
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