Finally some solitude.

It's been pretty nice and quiet around here lately. For some reason I have extra underwear in my drawer and the video game usage has significantly decreased. Zane hasn't had any witty comebacks in many many hours. I've even tested him by watching hours of America's Next Top Model and Bridezillas and nothing. I guess after a year of being together I have finally won! He even let me take up all the bed the past couple nights.

Hold on, my mom is laughing in the other room. Something about Zane's latest blog entry...

Oh.

So looks like Zane has been away for a few days. Is that what those phone calls I ignored were? I feel a bit better knowing he wasn't snubbing the dinners I left out for him. Guess I take back those names I may or may not have called him.

Well, now that I have achieved some much desired me time, I am like a kid in a sugar-free candy store: it looks so good but I don't want any of it. The lack of foot rubs, no one to whine to, the bed hasn't been made in days, no one to point me toward silly and completely unecessary websites. Heck, I haven't seen a LOLcat in 4 days now! Many of you may wonder, even google that term, don't. Just don't.

Speaking of which, I can has a cheeseburger if I wanted because Mr. Anti-Beef has left the building. I guess it's not gonna be so bad.