The End of An Era

Now what I'm about to share with you is in no way connected to the date, despite it seeming like such a coincidence. The reason I haven't posted in a while is all thanks to Julie. Weeks ago she switched my computer with a carefully reconstructed box of Apple Jacks cereal, which I have been trying to get to work for the past few weeks now. I have been in a cripplingly depressed state thinking that my once omnipotent computer had become nothing more than an empty cardboard shell in it's old age. It is because of this slight that I have decided to end things once and for all!

When Julie comes home from work she will find her stuff in the 2' x 5' patch of yard and the locks changed. From this moment I am taking soul ownership of "Hers and His" and after I figure out how, will be renaming it "Mine". I will then be charged with the difficult task of finding a replacement for Julie as my blogging co-author. Bidding will start at $3.75 and I will accept all major credit cards. This is a few in a lifetime chance to be a part of something amazing. So for whomever is reading this, please comment with your bid and you can start your very own post about me. As an added bonus if you bid anywhere over $900 you can actually move in and get the whole A1 experience!